December 2007
11 posts
“From the Gentleman in the Scarf…”
– Bartender at Schillers
Glasses Fully Full
- Wouldn’t it be romantic if you could tell someone, someday, that he “saw you across a crowded room,” and the rest is history? I went out last night with a fellow curly-haired friend, who was sent a pink cocktail in a flute by a “gentleman in the scarf.” (we’ll forgo commentary on my feeling like the ugly step sister and my instead assuming the role of c-ck...
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This one hurt. And could use some more editing…
The truth hurts
- We all know that break ups are hard; Spending time getting to know the intricacies of another human being; Understanding and accepting the quirks and the inner workings of someone else to build some sort of relationship can take its toll when suddenly ripped away. We lose our confidant, our companion. our friend. And we like to think we can, ultimately, be friends. Because we have been way,...
“Let’s concentrate on today.”
– Anonymous. at 2am.
Up for Renewal
- Amex says membership has its priviledges; But forget to pay a bill, and you’re slapped an extra fee; Active financial accounts can be awesome; deposit a sum, and magically, you’ll collect interest. But let them go dormant and extra fees accumulated or, sometimes, the state takes over. CD’s send notices about renewing your account, but ultimately, if you don’t respond, the...
“If you’re a tom boy, does that make me gay?”
– a boy i’m dating
Am I gay because I don't wear heels?
- Sure, I aspire to be a touch girlier, a little more femme, maybe more put-together. But I in no way see the value in stilettos, in pointy toed-shoes, or in wobbly kitten heels that prevent me from running quickly to the subway, down the street away from a mugger and walking to work instead of hailing a cab. Sure, i like to hang with the guys, and would rather play sports that get my nails done....
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The One Before the One - You’ve spent months training him to put the toilet seat down, to dress appropriately for the rehersal dinners, to deal with your PMS and to say he’s sorry even if you’re wrong. Suddenly, you find yourself broken up - and heartbroken. Meanwhile, he’s moved on…and months later you hear about his engagement. What it means to be the one before...
